OH, MY GOD, DO I HURT!

My LEGS feel like someone's stabbing them with long-tined forks and twisting muscle strands around 'em like you would sloppy spaghetti!

Gah! Walking up highrises = evil! But if I keep this up, I'll have the most powerful legs in the universe. Rawr! Groan. Oooooh, groan. GROAN.