Aww, Apple, You Goofs!

Unfuckingbelievable. Apple's selling an iPOD "sock" for $48.99.

And get this:

It doesn't matter what iPOD you own, because the iPOD sock fits them all.

Of fucking course it does. It's a s-o-c-k. Not much of a feat there, guys!

Fuck, man.

Yeah. Right. $48.99. Or I can haul my hiney to my nearest Gap and get two for the price of one with a pair of BabyGap camouflage socks. For $3. God.

(But, tell me, don't you think it's time Apple go for the stereotype and release an argyle sock?)