MEMO TO EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD

Everybody who's ever used a puffer/inhaler onscreen does it wrong. The point of it is to inhale. I know, I know, so shocking.

One should purse the lips around it, and, on empty lungs, take a hit and inhale it deeply. For, like, as long as you can. Which understandably is a little less sexy on screen.

But, seriously. The joke is so done. The frilly frou-frou types and their puffers in moments of nervous anxiety. Which I've never seen happen once in real life. And probably Mikey in the Goonies got it the closest of all screen portrayals (Sean Astin), but still...

Anyhow. Jon Stewart and his little puffer I'm-a-weak-man routine right now was the straw on the camel's back.