ahahahaha. fuck podcasting. they're pile-driving the new bridge on the WEEKEND. they're union! what the fuck! it's right outside my window! bang! bang! bang! bam! bam! i'm outta here, man. hilarious. shit!
Saturday, September 09, 2006
just recently
- lazy morning (sort of) and the thoughts tumble out
- Insert Your Own Title; I Don't Care!
- Okay, Now I'm Depressed
- Sniff, sniff. Cough.
- It's MORNING already?!
- Unintentional Irony
- Those Dirty Little Fantasies We All Have
- Bush, You Fucking Twit!
- So Much For That
- [GIGGLE]
the few & far between:
getting personal / about me
- An Open Letter to My Mother
- Insomnia
- The Day I Almost Died
- The List of Steff
- The List of Steff: Volume 2
- Heartbroke a Stranger
- Being an Artist: Thoughts on 8 Mile
- A Pensive Sunday: On Dogtown & Z-Boys
- Chief Nick & Native Americana
- When Friendships Die: Zsa-Zsa
- A conversation with Darth Vader
- it was a dark and stormy night...
- Hunter S. Thompson, RIP
- self-imposed isolation
- Game On
- Words, Words...
- Mother's Day
- Money: A Lament
- Intro to Tagish Elvis
- A Legend is Born: Tagish Elvis****
- Port-a-John Porn: The Preamble
- Port-a-John Porn: The Main Event
- Iraq for Dummies: A Timeline
- McDonalds: Trash
- Oh Willie, Oh Willie, Wherefore art thou?
- The Buyable Canuck
- Knocking Knees 101
- Vansterdam: A Socio/Political Primer
- Phooey on NASA
- Ding-dong, the press is dead
- Why the fuck am I here?
- Smoke'em if you got'em
- Drug Paraphenalia: My Preferences
- ADHD Chronicles 04-13-05
- ADHD Chronicles 07-12-05
- ADHD Chronicles 06-10-05
- It's a Weird World After All: Vol. 1
- It's a Weird World After All: Vol. 2
- It's a Weird World After All: Vol. 3
- It's a Weird World After All: Vol. 4
- A Two-Fer: Etiquette for the Ignorant & Stupid Slogans
and the not-so-personal
"when you're slapped,
you'll take it.
and
like it."
humprey bogart as "sam spade"
in the maltese falcon
when making Peter Lorre
his bitch.
thelastditch
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as the opportunities are few
though sought after
by many.
There are years of rejection
which serve
as a crude winnowing process,
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are those
who simply must write."
-Novelist Richard Ford.
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