Bush, You Fucking Twit!

Bush is such a goddamned moron it makes my brain hurt.

"Bin laden and his terrorists' allies have made their intentions as clear as Lenin and Hitler before them," he said today.

Um. Except for one small detail. Lenin may have been a communist, but he was a pretty decent guy. Heck, in 1919 he railed against the former Tsarists' tendency towards being anti-semitic.

Mebbe Bushie meant that baddy Stalin? Right! Him. 20 million dead, etc, etc? Must be. Except he was a paranoid fuckhead who killed at random because his mood dictated it. That other baddy, Hitler, was on an ethnic-cleansing mission. Oh, except for the occasional paranoid actions on his behalf, too.

But, y'know, the average person probably thinks all those big bad Russian dudes with the -in names were committing genocide. Mean's Putin's tally can't be far off, huh?

And why in the hell am I so bothered that Steve Irwin is dead? It kind of computes: Play with dangerous animals, die at their hands. But he rocked and lived life more in the present than most of us ever will.