Instructions for My New Sofa Bed

No, I didn't come into wads of cash. Warranty, baby! As seen on the instructions leaflet inside my sofa box, with typos and spelling as seen therein:

REMARK: There are two steps of operation of this sofabed, when hearing the sound of "clik-clak" , pls let it in itself;if go on,when hearing the sound of "clik-clak" again,that is the second step,go on,then put the back of sofa down,then the sofabed will be showed.

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Fuck, man. No comment needed.