Neighbourhood fixture

There's this dude in my 'hood who's probably an old Harley Davidson biker or something. Always wears sweatshirts topped with leather vests. Rides a scooter... a "I ate too many ribs and now I can't walk no more" heavy-guy kind of 4-wheeled geriatric scooter. He wears a ball cap that's black on the base with flames embroidered all around it. He doesn't ride on no sidewalk, man, he rides on the street.

With his little ugly fucking rat dog chasing him from behind.

Weirdest site ever, and on sunny days, you're bound to run into him on the street. It's so hard to take seriously. Big-ass ex-biker in a khaki-coloured geriatric scooter with an ugly-ass rat dog running behind him. Don't you just love the local colour?