Just once...

Wouldn't you like to see someone on TV pick up a big cardboard box actually filled with something? Wouldn't you love to see them actually flex muscles, instead of acting like an empty box weighs something?

Why are garbage cans on TV only filled with paper and stuff? Don't they recycle in Hollywood? Doesn't anyone throw out moldy peaches? Where are the half-eaten slices of lasagna? Huh?

Wouldn't it be nice if someone on TV had to actually look for a scrap of paper with information on it instead of magically opening the first drawer they find and producing said scrap? Naturally, that check stub the IRS is requesting from eight months ago is sitting rigbt on top of the drawer's contents.
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Wouldn't it be nice if you lived in TV land and every piece of paper magically appeared when you needed it, your garbage never smelled, and the boxes you lift would always be empty, hmm?