Wow! A Great Calling Plan AND it Explodes!

I have a habit of keeping my cellphone in the back pocket of my jeans when I'm wandering around. At work, it's either in my bag or on my desk. But this story creeps me out! Like there's not enough to worry about in life, now we gotta worry about exploding cellphones. It's bad enough that they're melting our minds (heh, I'm a sci-fi conspiracy theorist type) but now they're blowing up.

I mean, come on! "He was found at his workplace with a melted battery in his shirt pocket and punctured lungs and heart."