WHEN will I learn...

...that I absolutely despise the taste of processed chives? I saw pita chips for sale that were garlic and chives and it sounded like a good idea. How wrong I was. I lament my lunch. I've assuaged the disappointment with a chocolate-dipped donut.

(Bad Steff. But even worse -- bad pita chips!)

How can they do that to the wonderful chive, huh? I ask you. Talk about missing the mark.