For Sale! Selling My Past, Man

I'm going to sell the notorious Elvis Table.

It's hanging in my friend's basements, so I'm waiting on dimensions, but it's about 18" high, and 36" long, I suspect, and is one of a kind. Sadly, it needs repair.

But it comes with a kick-ass story, MY story. In my humble opinion, one of the most fun things I've ever written. The introductory is here, and the main story is here. It'll be going up on eBay, and whoever sells it gets the story, a photo of Tagish Elvis, my signature, and the table. You can support me and buy one of the coolest mementoes I've ever owned. Think about it. :) Or at least read the stories!