Why the Democrats Couldn't Win with a Fucking Map

They have no spine. The Republicans, they see an opening, and they just don't head for it -- they sprint AND jump. The Democrats ask, "But would it be the nice thing to do?"

Jesus Christ. They're like the fat kid in a dodgeball game -- OUTTA there, baby! When, oh, when are these ideological losers gonna get the memo that the nice guys finish last?

The Washington Post ran a story on the impeachability of Bush, and now 51% of poll respondents believe the MoFo should be impeached. But get this:

It would be a considerable overstatement to say the fledgling impeachment movement threatens to topple a presidency -- there are just 33 House co-sponsors of a motion by Rep. John Conyers Jr. (D-Mich.) to investigate and perhaps impeach Bush, and a large majority of elected Democrats think it is a bad idea. But talk bubbles up in many corners of the nation, and on the Internet, where several Web sites have led the charge, giving liberals an outlet for anger that has been years in the making.

Oh, WHY? Because having a valid IN is a bad thing? A war starts with fabricated evidence, bad intelligence, prisoners are tortured, young men and women dying for the wrong reasons, the constitution is ignored for wiretapping purposes, and bringing it up is a bad idea?

Oh, no, hey, three-and-a-half more years of this bullshit sounds like a great plan to me. Yeah, sure, why not?

Hell-fucking-lo?! Oh, my GOD. Would somebody teach these goddamned nimrods how to run for office?!

For God's sake, where's Ken Star when you need him? I'm gonna have a goddamned aneurysm here, for crying out loud! Shoot me NOW, man! God! What a stupid, stupid party. Good politics, but Jesus, can we have a STRATEGY? Please? I beg you!