Will & Grace's Sean Hayes was on Letterman a couple nights back. The show's entering the final season. Letterman asks, "So, any idea what'll happen at the end?"

And naturally, Hayes does the standard actor response of, "It's up to the writers."

I'd love to see an actor just once reply, "Well, it's my understanding we're all smoted in a fiery wreck. Damned to hell."

Is that too much to ask?

*I think it'd be even funnier in the right-wing US today, given that it's such a GAY show, but what do I know.