Must I really ask?

Humility? Fuck humility. I want comments.

Michael Jackson with boobs! A rant! Getting your dollar's worth with leftover Mickey D's! I've delivered today. I deserve comments. This is a sham, people. Cough 'em up.

Okay, fine, the truth is, I've got writers block with my article thing again and it's pissing me off. I've got 24 hours left. My ego is FRAIL. This no comments thing? NOT FUCKING HELPING.

You CRUEL sons of bitches.

Humour me. Appease me. Tease me. But preferably the latter two. ;)