I'll take two and a side of irony, please.

Researchers in the UK have discovered that ecstasy has been shown to cause depression in its users. This depression aspect, though, only occured in certain genetic makeups.

Of course, ecstasy's like eating your rose-coloured glasses. There's a reason it's called ecstasy, folks, but only while you're up, it seems.

Nice to know that your happy pill is really just a dose of irony.

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But if herb's your game, then the game's still on.

Turns out no genetic groups of dope smokin' fiends suffered depressive side effects from the drug use.

I've made a mental note of that. Ahem.