The Fine Art of Whoring
Getting published is like getting laid. Anyone can do it if they set their sights low enough.
posted by Scribe Called Steff at 12:09 AM
Friday, February 18, 2005
just recently
- You're gonna probe me with what?
- Is that it?
- Broken Records 101
- Transcending Violence
- All about the Crystal
- Year of the Rooster
- The Kills: New Release
- Use Your Head
- You said what? Vol. 1
- Coffin Shopping
the few & far between:
getting personal / about me
- An Open Letter to My Mother
- Insomnia
- The Day I Almost Died
- The List of Steff
- The List of Steff: Volume 2
- Heartbroke a Stranger
- Being an Artist: Thoughts on 8 Mile
- A Pensive Sunday: On Dogtown & Z-Boys
- Chief Nick & Native Americana
- When Friendships Die: Zsa-Zsa
- A conversation with Darth Vader
- it was a dark and stormy night...
- Hunter S. Thompson, RIP
- self-imposed isolation
- Game On
- Words, Words...
- Mother's Day
- Money: A Lament
- Intro to Tagish Elvis
- A Legend is Born: Tagish Elvis****
- Port-a-John Porn: The Preamble
- Port-a-John Porn: The Main Event
- Iraq for Dummies: A Timeline
- McDonalds: Trash
- Oh Willie, Oh Willie, Wherefore art thou?
- The Buyable Canuck
- Knocking Knees 101
- Vansterdam: A Socio/Political Primer
- Phooey on NASA
- Ding-dong, the press is dead
- Why the fuck am I here?
- Smoke'em if you got'em
- Drug Paraphenalia: My Preferences
- ADHD Chronicles 04-13-05
- ADHD Chronicles 07-12-05
- ADHD Chronicles 06-10-05
- It's a Weird World After All: Vol. 1
- It's a Weird World After All: Vol. 2
- It's a Weird World After All: Vol. 3
- It's a Weird World After All: Vol. 4
- A Two-Fer: Etiquette for the Ignorant & Stupid Slogans
and the not-so-personal
"when you're slapped,
you'll take it.
and
like it."
humprey bogart as "sam spade"
in the maltese falcon
when making Peter Lorre
his bitch.
thelastditch
@ gmail.com
"Writing for a living
is a privilege
not a God-given right,
as the opportunities are few
though sought after
by many.
There are years of rejection
which serve
as a crude winnowing process,
after which
those left standing
are those
who simply must write."
-Novelist Richard Ford.
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