The Whizzinator!

You may have heard about it. Now you can see it. This is the legendary fake penis that comes with dehydrated urine so you can pass your drug test. (Hey, it works for Tom Arnold, man.)

Fuck the man. He thinks you can't enjoy some doobage while you catch Letterman on Friday night? That you can't smoke some hash and watch some porn with the boys?



There's a rubber dick right here that says so. The Whizzinator's home site! There's pictures of rubber penises and guys with way-ordinary torsos on there.

Dehrydrated urine... Don't wanna get that mixed up with the spices, huh? Oh! Bet it looks like chicken bouillon.