I'm Queer for Queerios

They’re fabulous!

Toasted oat-grain cereal that gives you that extra faggy edge in the morning
with the added bonus of conviction when you tell your boss “Blow me.”

Queerios, when joined in a healthy civil union with milk,
are part of a wholesome left-wing breakfast.

A splash of berries will unlock the fruit in you.

Choose Queerios as part of a high-fibre breakfast--
because you know your friends want you regular.

Queerios: The wrong choice for the Right.

And coming soon to a shelf near you: Whoreos.

(And yes, I clearly lack finesse in PhotoShop. Know what? You can blow me. ;)