I'm Queer for Queerios
Toasted oat-grain cereal that gives you that extra faggy edge in the morning
with the added bonus of conviction when you tell your boss “Blow me.”
Queerios, when joined in a healthy civil union with milk,
are part of a wholesome left-wing breakfast.
A splash of berries will unlock the fruit in you.
Choose Queerios as part of a high-fibre breakfast--
because you know your friends want you regular.