*Batteries Included

Dress-up Dildos
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Postal officers in Chemnitz, Germany recently enacted bomb-scare measures when a package began to shake during processing.

The cops were called and they took the sender of the shaking package into the processing plant. It turns out the parcel contained a life-sized female doll equipped with a vibration mode.

The sender had bought the doll but was now returning it to the manufacturer as the doll was turning itself on at inappropriate times.

Yeah. Apparently. The batteries were removed and the package made its journey.