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Friday, April 01, 2005

Breaking News!

Due to glaring inefficiencies, pathetic publishing averages, malfunctioning comment boxes, we here at Blogspot management have decided on a new name.

Starting today, April 1st, we're pleased to announce you're now BOGGING! That's right! Because your life isn't hard enough, we're going to do our part to contribute all the frustration and angst you know you've been missing out on!

BogSpot -- Where Nothing Ever Works. Just Like Real Life.

[Hey, we're still working on the slogan. We'd invite you to submit your ideas, but who are we kidding? We'll never see a goddamned thing you send us! Nothing works that way! We pride ourselves on seeming like we care. And hey, it's working, isn't it? Just don't put it to the test.]