Death by Irony

Recently, a drunk woman in Belgium was staggering through a cemetery in the wee hours of the morning, after a night at the pub, when she urgently needed to relieve herself. She squatted between two gravestones, and upon losing her balance when trying to stand, leaned heavily against one of them.

That gravestone then toppled, crushing her, and asphyxiating her.

I mean, I know do-it-yourself work is the big new trend and all, but don't you think self-burial is just a tad premature?

AFTERTHOUGHT:

See, now this would never have happened to a man. Proof that life is inherently harder for a woman.

A guy would've just pissed against a tree and moseyed on. The drunk chick, though, smote down by a tombstone. Cruel fate.

Still, funny as hell. Every year for the anniversary of her death day, I recommend her bereaved enjoy an honourary meal of pancakes.